If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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