i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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