You just made me feel so damn special
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
that may or may not have been my penis.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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