I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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