no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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