I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
You work out of a Hotel?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
