went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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