I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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