so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
