They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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