so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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