Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
