i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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