Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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