I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I hate all girls vehemently.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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