Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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