Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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