I can't watch pbs sober anymore
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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