i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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