my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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