omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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