As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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