elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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