alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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