If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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