just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So. Much. Porn.
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