Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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