I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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