Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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