would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My penis needs a shock collar
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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