her vagine was all disorganized.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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