btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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