I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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