dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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