You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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