It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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