this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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