i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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