So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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