whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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