her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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