i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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