David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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