Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
