I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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