I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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