forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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