Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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