Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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