im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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