your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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