Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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