Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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