Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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